The Nordictrack Vault is built like a 6-foot tall armoire, 14 inches deep, with storage for all of your basic workout gear. In terms of star power, Taryn Manning is the main attraction, trotting out the white trash act with which she’s made her name (Pennsatucky in Orange Is the New Black, and pregnant teen Mimi in the Britney Spears vehicle Crossroads), but she’s gritting her teeth through the thankless role. At a most basic level, think of it as a massive 32 iPad with built-in storage. Without real stakes, the scares don’t land – fine, if it’s meant to be a fun romp, but I only detected one joke (“The only thing that spooks me is a bad loan,” says the bank manager). For a film that’s a restrained 90 minutes long, it’s dour, it drags and is drunk on its own incoherent mythology. The Vault - Rotten Tomatoes Most popular 54 Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank 88 My Donkey, My Lover & I 100 Explorer - Forbearance 60 I Came By - Under Her Control - Kill-Fist - Root Letter. Heavy on gore (we see someone kill themselves with a power drill), but light on story, The Vault lazily relies on James Franco’s sinister 70s porn ’tache and permanently furrowed brow to signal the direction of the narrative in lieu of a properly structured script.
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T here’s little to like in this undercooked “horror” about three siblings who stage a bank heist and run into trouble when they encounter a haunted vault. The Vault - Security Made Easy Free Get for free Pros and Cons Pros Easy to use Safe Excellent customer Service Encrypted Able to be synched Cons They don’t do home security systems too bad as they are security experts Free Peace of Mind If you need a password protection, document saving, personal information security system, this is the one.
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